Brett Berry

Ordering an Apple iMac

December 10th, 2009

So, I thought I ordered an Apple iMac, but I may have actually ordered a #23. Seems this dish shipped out from Shanghai China. I thought I was buying American, but OK, I’ll purchase foreign products, especially when the price is at such a discount!!!

I received a shipment notification from UPS on Monday, and I didn’t bother to read it until Thursday. I clicked on the tracking link and this is what I saw…

What kind of intrinsic nutritional value does this apple really have

Fantastic. The people at the import broker house must have been flagged by the word “Apple” which appeared on the shipment declaration.

Hope they sprayed for fruit flies

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Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special?

December 7th, 2009

This show is billed as: “The country singer performs holiday songs”.

So, after 90 minutes I’m wondering what holiday these songs pertain to?

Thanksgiving?  Christmas?  Kwanzaa?  Hanukkah?  President’s Day?  Nah…

The spectacle started out with: Cowboy Casanova? Are you kidding me? There was NOTHING in this show (so far) that even resembles a holiday song!

But she is so incredibly good looking that I figured the powers that be finally sanctioned a holiday I can get into: “Hot ChixGiving”.

Its about time.

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Hello Schmoopie!

November 29th, 2009

Right now, I’m going through a tutorial on how to structure a WordPress site so that it doesn’t look like your standard WordPress site!

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